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Author Bio:
Caroline Burau is a blogger, two-time author, and a 911 dispatcher. Her first book, Answering 911: Life in the Hot Seat was a Reader's Digest Editor's Choice and a finalist for the Minnesota Book Award.
Connect with Caroline @ http://www.carolineburau.com/
I slept through Roatan. Just as well. Somebody told me there’s a
sand flea issue on the beaches. That’s all I need to add to my resume:
Alcoholic, sugar addict, sand flea carrier. Maybe there’s a meeting for that
out here on the swinging seas.
I got up around 2 p.m., took a long shower in our tiny stall,
and rummaged around for something to wear.
The TV was still on of course, and some little spa-tart with
purple fingernails was giving a demonstration on how to perform your own,
at-home Caviar Facial. She smeared a blob of black mess onto an eager old
woman’s face while others looked on, nodding feverishly about the healing
benefits of fish eggs.
Fish eggs. Fingernails. Paris Hilton sunglasses. Who was that
girl with Bill? Who cares? I sure as hell don’t.
Still. What to wear?
After some looking, I found a rather comely sundress I’d
forgotten I had: kind of a tie-dyed number with pleats and gatherings all in
just the right places to promote maximum sin concealment. I slipped on a pair
of strappy leather sandals and checked myself in the mirror. Today, I figured,
would be a good day to act human for once. I’d had my little melt-down. I’d
said some really fascinating things to some basically innocent
people, and I’d more than made up for lost drinking time. I’d spent so much
time at the sundae bar that the lady behind the counter already knew my name,
my cat’s name, and my preferred ratio of hot fudge to scoops of ice cream.
Purple fingernails rinsed all the sludge off the old lady’s
face, who suddenly beamed like a new bride. “Don’t forget ladies,” spa-tart
hissed. “Join Lauren tomorrow at 9:30 for a Detox Seminar in the fitness
center! Learn the secret to lasting weight loss once and for all!”
I found my brush and
turned on Roxanne’s curling iron. I rummaged in her makeup kit for some
foundation, some lip gloss. Just for today, I vowed, vaguely remembering the
old post-it note affirmations that used to frame my mirror, just for today I
will be different. Just for today . . . I’ll act normal.
About the book:
If her life is a box of
chocolates, acid-tongued, sugar-obsessed Estelle Brown should learn how to pick
them better. Her boyfriend’s left her for a bulimic hand model, her roomate’s
skipped town, and her boss is in love with her. Fed up and In the middle of her
latest of a lifetime of doomed diet attempts – cutting sugar cold turkey –
Estelle decides to quit quitting for good, pack her bags, and lose herself on a
7-day Caribbean cruise. But even on a floating monument to binge eating, the
diet industry follows her. Across from every buffet is a studio full of
treadmills. Next to every plate of fried calamari is a large diet Coke. As a
ship full of wary passengers ducks for cover, Hurricane Estelle wages her own
personal war against moderation. But the consequences land her in the belly of
the beast: broke, alone, and forced to take a job as –of all things-- a detox
consultant for the ship. Is Skinny the answer to Happy? Is Sweet n Low the new
black? Is that Denise Austin chick … for real? No, no and yes, oddly. But for a
Sugarfiend, it’s not the destination that matters, it’s all the cupcakes you
get to eat along the way.
Q. What's your pre-writing process? What planning
goes into your story before you sit down to write it?
Sugarfiend started as a short story, then got
completely out of control because Estelle's character was so incredibly flawed I
knew it would take way more than twenty pages to fix her. When I realized it
was becoming a novel, I wrote out a rough summary of how I wanted things to go
and where they already were, so I didn't lose track or repeat myself. But I
wasn't chained to that, and as I wrote, I remained open to going where the mood
hit me. Part of the reason I chose to write a novel was that I could just be
spontaneous. I had just finished a memoir, which had required a lot of
planning, research, and interviews. It was lovely to just sit down and be silly
with Sugarfiend.
Q. What inspires
your writing?
Whatever I'm feeling
passionate about is what inspires my writing. With Sugarfiend, I was feeling
ready to write humorous fiction because I'd just finished a somewhat
serious memoir, and I was inspired to write about food/body
image issues because they have always been so present in my life.
Q. What's
a typical day in your writing life?
Because of my odd work
schedule, no two days ever really look alike, writing-wise. But a really
hard-core no-bullshit, I'm going to get some writing done type
of day usually means packing up my laptop, heading to the local coffee shop,
ordering a waffle and a house blend, and just going at it with no
interruptions.
I've gotten so many
good lines and inspiration from conversations I've overheard at the coffee
shop. There's a ladies' knitting group that meets weekly, and they have the
most incredible arguments. Somehow, they will be in my next book.
Q. What's
the best and worst writing advice you ever received? What advice do you have?
The best advice I've
received is just to keep writing. Don't let up. Take only short breaks. Even
bad writing has its purpose because it's keeping your chops up.
The worst advice I've
received is to concern myself with what's selling or to focus my efforts toward
any particular market. My feeling is that writing designed to sell is
uninspired, and will bring you and your readers no joy.
My best advice to
writers is to read a lot. Read from many genres, and respect the effort that
goes into it. Even when you don't like the writing, there's something to learn
from almost any book.
Q. How
do you motivate yourself to keep writing?
a: I remind myself how
good I feel when I'm producing versus when I'm not. Writing gives me a sense of
pride and purpose, and it helps me connect with people. When I'm gone, what's
left will be how I treated people and my writing, and I want to be proud of
both.
Q. What is your
favorite thing about being an author?
The best thing about
being an author is the feedback you get when somebody relates to the story.
Plus, writing is way more fun that real work.
Q. What is the
toughest part of being an author?
The toughest thing
about being an author is all the work you have to do to be able to truthfully
say, "I am an author." Then of course there is the work of marketing
your book. Don't even get me started.
Q. If you could
not be author, what would you do/be?
I don't make my
living as an author, but if for some reason I couldn't write, I'd have to
find some other way to express myself, and it would likely be
really terrible, because writing is all I've ever done in that
regard. Perhaps pancake art.
Q. Can you tell me a little about the inspiration behind your book cover(s)?
I'm actually really
proud of the cover. The plastic girl drowning in cupcake is Estelle, of course.
Once I had all the cheesy cake props together, my husband, who is a
photographer, lined everything up and took the shot. He also ate the cupcake
afterward because I was on some ridiculous detox that week.
Q. What would
the story of your life be entitled?
The story of my life?
I actually started a memoir tentatively called "Big Boned" then
realized there's already a novel out there with that title. "Sugarfiend"
would work, but that's also taken, which leaves "Pancake Art for
Dummies."
Q. What is your
favorite book of all time?
My ONE favorite book?
I can't cope. Okay ... "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" because
Hunter Thompson's writing was so unlike anything anyone had ever seen at
that time, and so utterly fearless and honest.
Q.
Which part of your book(s) was the easiest to write?
The last third
of "Sugarfiend" was the most effortless because I knew at
that point exactly what I wanted Estelle and the gang to do, and I had
been writing in her voice long enough that I didn't have to think about it
anymore.
Q. Which part of
your book(s) was the hardest to write?
I think the
first fifty or so pages of any book are the most difficult because so much
has to be established, and so much is riding on them. If you can't grab the
reader in those first pages, the rest doesn't seem to matter.
Q .
Which character from any book are you most like?
In Sugarfiend, Estelle
is based on me at around age nineteen. I'm having a hard time convincing my
mother I was never as wild as Estelle, but she still won't finish the
book.
Q. What is your
favorite season?
Summer is my favorite
season. It never lasts long enough in Minnesota.
Q. Tell me
something funny that happened while on a book tour or while promoting your
book(s).
I once got scheduled
to give a reading at a Borders in Madison, Wisconsin at the same time
that the Packers were playing on Monday Night Football. You could
almost hear the crickets chirping.
Q. Are you
working on something new?
Right now, I am
blogging a lot in support of both Sugarfiend and Answering 911, and having a
lot of fun. I do have a memoir idea in the works, but it's TOP SECRET! At
least for now.
Q.
Anything you want to say to followers of this blog or those that are just
stopping by?
If you've already
endured this much of my interview, you might as well just go ahead and buy
a copy of Sugarfiend. You clearly have a lot of free time on your hands.
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